Dear Brain,

I know you are tired, but the year is not 2017. Not by a long shot. Neither is it 2008. That has long past. Please get the year right. I mean really, we've been in 2012 for 90 days. It should have sunk in by now that it is the year 2012. Also, while writing this, I must inform you that this is about a rant that you can't remember it is 2012, so while writing this, please don't try to write 2021.

Thanks,
Lunch Box